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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

08.06.2025 03:01

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Nuts and Butts

Thumbs down again.

Do crossdressers like wearing pantyliners and tampons in their butts?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Hysterias & Posteriors

Why did my crush like me for only two days in a row?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

If the world was flat, would it be possible to see Mount Everest if it was on the other side of the Earth on a clear sunny day?

They put up a sign reading

Unacceptable again!

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

What was your most embarrassing and humiliating bare bottom spanking?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

No way

Catatonics & High Colonics

What trains transport cars and passengers near Pompano Beach, Florida that goes to New York?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

share office space ...

Just Forget it!

What caused North Korea to go poor when at first it was rich?

Next, they tried...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Loons and Moons

How can you tell if someone is cunning?

So they tried

Everyone loved it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Should parents be allowed to bring children into R-rated movies? What are the potential consequences of doing so?

Still no good.

Freaks and Cheeks

No, not a chance

How do I get a white man for a serious relationship?

Still no good

So, the docs changed it to read

Then came..

Alzheimer's: Common insomnia treatment may prevent brain damage - Medical News Today

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Another attempt resulted in ...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Is it ethical for same-sex couples to raise children?

No go.

Minds and Behinds

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Scientists Stunned by 183-Million-Year-Old Fossil With Intact Skin and Scales - Indian Defence Review