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08.06.2025 03:01

Nuts and Butts
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Thumbs down again.
Do crossdressers like wearing pantyliners and tampons in their butts?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Hysterias & Posteriors
Why did my crush like me for only two days in a row?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
They put up a sign reading
Unacceptable again!
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
What was your most embarrassing and humiliating bare bottom spanking?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No way
Catatonics & High Colonics
What trains transport cars and passengers near Pompano Beach, Florida that goes to New York?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
share office space ...
Just Forget it!
What caused North Korea to go poor when at first it was rich?
Next, they tried...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Loons and Moons
How can you tell if someone is cunning?
So they tried
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Still no good.
Freaks and Cheeks
No, not a chance
How do I get a white man for a serious relationship?
Still no good
So, the docs changed it to read
Then came..
Alzheimer's: Common insomnia treatment may prevent brain damage - Medical News Today
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Another attempt resulted in ...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Is it ethical for same-sex couples to raise children?
No go.
Minds and Behinds
Analysis & Anal Cysts